I Don't Have the Time or the Crayons | Sarcastic Humor Shirt

I don't have the time or the crayons. Some explanations are simply beyond the available supplies.

For anyone whose patience has clocked out before the day is even halfway over, this I Don't Have the Time or the Crayons graphic tee says what you're thinking with colorful crayon-inspired artwork and a perfectly dry sense of humor. It's equal parts playful and wildly relatable—especially when you're surrounded by chaos and someone wants you to explain the obvious one more time.

Wear it for casual days, coffee runs, weekend errands, or whenever your remaining patience can be measured in broken crayons. A funny gift for parents, teachers, daycare workers, and adults who appreciate a little sarcasm with their wardrobe.

Why you'll love it

• Unisex Gildan Softstyle 64000 crewneck T-shirt with a classic, easygoing fit
• Lightweight, soft ring-spun cotton feel for everyday wear
• Colorful, crayon-inspired typography printed on the front
• Choose from 12 shirt colors, in sizes S–3XL
• Solid colors are ring-spun cotton; heather colors and Sport Grey contain polyester blends
• Tear-away label; printed to order

Fit and size guide

This is a unisex fit, rather than a fitted women's cut. Compare the measurements below with a favorite T-shirt before ordering. For a relaxed, oversized feel, consider sizing up. Measurements are in inches.

Actual garment colors may vary slightly depending on your screen.